No one disturbs the masters

By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 04:10 - United States - Erie

Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML
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Koalax3 18

I would've honestly asked him if i could go over so I could play with the cat.. But that's just me

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booze_n_bitches 37

"Pleading cat" - a genuine excuse in my household to excuse oneself from any activity. I'm with him on this one.

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Calacor 17

if you do wake a sleeping cat, no. just slowly step away and hope satan wont transform in front of you

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bradoiler 15

in my house if an animal is asleep on you your allowed to not do things your ask to do so i get it

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parrchristianna 14

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lil_ham1644 29

in my house, the lets are part of the family.

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confused_wandere 26

#31 - Then you were doing it wrong. Pets should be just as much a part of the family as humans. I mean, who wouldn't choose their pet that they love dearly over someone they don't even know?

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

He decied to translate that so you wouldnt ask him to.

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parrchristianna 14

#53-the pets were a part of the family, but could never be used to get out of chores or doing what Mom and Dad wanted. They were the highest authority and there was usually no excuse of not doing what we were told

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melanielovejeff 15

He could've at least texted you to tell you instead of waiting for you to text him 30min later.

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saymynamess 19

Well, now you know that you are not number 1

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Mojos12 6

I must agree with because if he were to be able to get to know OP and think of her as important, he would do similar things for her as he did for the cat.

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Wafalafaugus 18

His priorities are set on the wrong kind of pussy.

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RusticChick 27

If you like a sensative/animl lover type guy, don't even be mad for being stood up. Lol.

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DoomedGemini 37

I would like that type.. Except I suspect a kind person would actually tell op and see if they could go on another date or give a gift to make it up to them.

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