No refunds

By minaaaaajftw - 13/07/2012 20:13 - Norway - Jessheim

Today, I went to the grocery store with three bags full of sausages that I'd drunkenly bought the night before. Even though the manager remembered me, he wouldn't give me a refund, and now I'll be lucky if I can pay my rent this month. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 735
You deserved it 37 766

Same thing different taste

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You crave unusual amounts of wiener when you're drunk? Freud would probably have something to say about that.

Yeah, sure I'll let you return your drunken sausage purchase, that was probably not refrigerated and could have been ANYWHERE until this morning. Here's a good idea, buy a heap of buns, and some tomato sauce, and sell them to people. You'll have enough to pay your rent, and maybe some profit... Just do it tonight when there are drunken people around, they'll buy anything...

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Oh man, I'd kill for a sausage right now... Oh, wait.

I'm tied between Ydi and fyl. Have fun eating all the sausages of you know what I mean ;)

olpally 32

You should exchange the sausages for lots of bacon... :)

Sounds like someone was having sausage party. xD

Get drunk again then cook some sausage and forget all about your rent

Michael_92 20

What if more sausages were bought while he was drunk AGAIN?

jonnied23 20

Of all the things you could buy while drunk why did you get sausages

flutter4 7

At least you will have breakfast for a long time

zuzupetalsYO 11

OP could bring breakfast to his AA meetings.

You're doing it wrong. You pay people in layers not sausages.

What a story to tell. But hey you're good on sausage for a while.

You can make a sausage tent to live in. Then every morning breakfast is only an arms length away. But really I'm sorry that IS crappy.