Intimacy: Nope out of there

Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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By iris - 18/05/2012 23:01 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML

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By meeranda - 01/01/2010 05:07 - France

Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML

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By Lisa - 02/01/2010 07:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

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Cold shower

By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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emery52 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:28

i never understood phone sex

icehot 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:45

when you start pushing the pound key over and over

Comments

jessmr2002 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 5:56

Same thing happened to me. xept i was the boyfriend

clm09 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 6:18

"It got pretty wild" hahaha

safirekatt 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 6:43

If you're young/immature enough to be living at home, you don't need to be having phone sex.

aback 4

Sunday 5 July 2009 7:53

Okay, well great. I hope they move next door to you so you can listen to them.

Psodium 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 17:08

Next time, try chats.

withthepizzagirl 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 18:16

phone sex.

Guairdean 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 19:49

How old are you? You got off light if you're a teen.

EpicFishFingers 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 23:41

Lol, you're dad's too protective.

Sabarasaur 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 23:54

haha, at least you weren't having real sex?

fantome_fml 0

Monday 6 July 2009 4:33

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH If that happened to my boyfriend I would just laugh so hard at him because, even if he was embarassed as ****, at least I've already gotten the sex talk.