Intimacy: Nope out of there

Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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You deserved it 23 272

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By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 724

You deserved it 78 320

By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 585

You deserved it 47 214

Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 477

You deserved it 6 198

By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 527

You deserved it 17 446

Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 000

You deserved it 8 945

Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 045

You deserved it 5 468

By iris - 18/05/2012 23:01 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 243

You deserved it 36 257

By meeranda - 01/01/2010 05:07 - France

Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 399

You deserved it 32 905

By Lisa - 02/01/2010 07:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

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You deserved it 35 988

Cold shower

By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

I agree, your life sucks 110 541

You deserved it 48 715

emery52 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:28

i never understood phone sex

icehot 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:45

when you start pushing the pound key over and over

Comments

rockitout 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:05

aww FYL. definitely.

kynzilla 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:14

Um, are you 15 years old? Dang.

stanish 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:18

I think the FML is for when your dad caught you. So I must say YDI, if you don't want to get caught, don't do it.

Vitamin_C 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:23

Yeah I never got it either.. Tried, but I'm probably just too awkward.

Vitamin_C 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:26

RE: The uselessness of phone sex.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:38

You know what would have been funny? If your Dad started talking on the phone while you guys were.

Destinyx 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:54

Hahaaa that would've been awesome. Boy "Oh yeah that's good." Girl "I wish you were hear to do this for me baby" Dad "Not going to happen." Boy "WHa---oohh aaaaah---[Continuous orgasmic noises]" Girl "Oh my god."

missjazzy_love 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:19

Hahaha!!! Too funny. (=P

Bradness 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:31

Phone Sex is so lame. What is the point? It's like a tease. And it got wild? Wow, I would like to hear how that happened...haha. Dumb.

capricaz 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:46

YDI for not hearing your dad come home. Anyone in their right mind would be careful.

FreshAsCrap 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:54

ahahha and phone ****

Hjelloo 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 5:19

YDI for having phone sex like a freak.

Brooklynxman 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 5:29

People in long distance relationships have phone sex thats who because they CANT have real sex. However, this person wasn't in a long distance relationship, so YDI a little bit.