Inappropriate, Students and Drugs: Not funny, son

Not funny, son

By Embarassed - 15/03/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML

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By kay-z - 21/06/2014 20:32 - United States

Today, my dad heard that the guy who bullied me at school died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, he thinks we were actually best friends, and thinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of the house except to go to school. He won't listen to a word I say. FML

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Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML

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Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 23:00 - United States

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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By asshalf15 - 25/07/2014 20:19 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML

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By drugsforthugs - 18/11/2014 17:26 - United States - Sierra Madre

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML

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Wednesday 16 March 2011 0:06

a bit of a fail there, also your friend's an ass.

john443 5

Wednesday 16 March 2011 0:08

I think your friend is the one who overdosed

Comments

Punkpoptart1119 20

Friday 18 March 2011 4:53

You should've punched your friend in the face and then told the speaker that your douche of a friend decided to hit you.

dansco 24

Friday 18 March 2011 8:26

You have great friends! One thinks its funny to punch you during a drugs talk and the other took too many drugs... Try find some better ones...

Prolusive 5

Sunday 27 March 2011 13:53

How is your friend hitting you in the side even remotely funny? YDI for being immature

dinogorawr69 7

Thursday 21 April 2011 19:10

That really sucks for you ydi for laughing when u got hit

hurrican_fml 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 2:24

Get reveng on your friend Knock him/her out take there cloths put them on the other side of town and make him/her walk home naked screaming "that's for making me laugh at the essembly...ASS!"

anna15243 6

Monday 17 October 2011 0:55

nice friend you have there. lose him/her and get some real friends that won't do that to you

Grouse 5

Tuesday 25 October 2011 5:20

You should have returned the glares and had a debate with the speaker. If you're going to look like an ass, you might as well take it overboard...fyl

bunniex1 11

Wednesday 8 February 2012 3:07

that sucks I tried to overdose on ibuprofen when I was 13 and seeing my family so hurt was horrifying fyl

nmlutgen 11

Sunday 19 August 2012 7:00

How did that make you laugh?

Bquillero16 18

Thursday 20 December 2012 7:09

Well screw them, they shouldn't publicly humiliate you in front of an audience like that since it will have the complete opposite effect and might make you turn to drugs. FYL and bitchy speaker