Geek and Technology: Not so tech savvy

Not so tech savvy

By holliefall - 02/06/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I called Tech Support because the computer program wouldn't let me open files for my online classes. After an hour, and being walked through the downloading process multiple times. There was a pause and he said, "You're a fucking idiot." and hung up. It still won't work. FML

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By Beva - 17/01/2013 05:03 - Sweden - Falköping

Today, due to technical problems, I had to call the company's IT-support as my computer went totally haywire. I explained via phone that I couldn't access anything. The support then tried contacting me by e-mail and got upset with me when I didn't answer. FML

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By lord kuntface - 22/08/2013 21:33 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, my computer stopped connecting to the corporate network. I know what the problem is, but our tech support is so clueless that the only thing they do is utter the dreaded words, "Did you try turning it off and back on?" Meanwhile my boss is yelling at me for not getting any work done. FML

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By I quit - 19/11/2011 00:48 - United States

Today, MS Word kept crashing with a memory error, so I called tech support. Instead of actually fixing the problem, their tech wasted over an hour of my time defragmenting the hard drive, disabling the anti-virus, and downloading new video card drivers from some shady site, before giving up. FML

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Genius

By LOL Tolhurst - 03/09/2024 16:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was on the phone with tech support for over an hour, getting increasingly frustrated. After finally fixing the issue, I sarcastically said, "Thanks for nothing, genius," thinking I'd hung up the call. Turns out, I hadn’t. The tech guy coolly replied, "You’re welcome, genius." FML

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Unionize!

By worksux - 05/01/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML

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Occam's razor

By Lolololo - 18/08/2024 09:00 - Canada

Today, I called tech support because my new computer wasn’t turning on. After a long while on the phone, they finally asked if it was plugged in. It wasn’t. I spent way too long troubleshooting with a dead device because I never plugged it into the outlet. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 20:30

Today, I spent half an hour on the phone with four departments at my college due to a mistake on my tuition bill. The last guy I talked to told me to call the financial aid office and hung up before I could respond. That was the first office I called. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2014 21:09 - United States

Today, after trying for several days to change some details on the social security website, I got fed up and called them. I waited nearly two hours on hold, and when I finally got through, the guy on the other end just told me to reboot my computer and try again, then hung up on me. FML

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Technologically challenged

By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 05:01

Today, my aged mother continued to complain about her computer issues to me. A relative, who is good at tech support, won't bother servicing her computer because whatever she does ends up bogging it down the next day, so I have to hear about it on the phone. FML

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By Keira - 27/03/2019 22:00

Today, the modeling program I'm required to use for school started inexplicably crashing. Reinstalling doesn't even fix it. The company that owns the software doesn't provide students with tech support, and my teacher just told me I won't pass if I can't fix it. FML

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mrnicety 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:02

get his name and complain. he'll get the sack and you may get some actual help

lolcake 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:11

you know, if after an hour and multiple explainations you still dont get it... hes probably right

Comments

emikinz 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:09

1. That kinda sucks . 2. You must be reeeally bad with tech stuff . 3. They must get a lot of people who require help, if he said that to you, you mustve been preeettttty dumb. 4. Or he's just an impatiant mofo. :)

DankJemo 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 16:17

Wow... Seriously? you went through the process step by step and you still couldn't get it. Either, the Technical specialist you spoke with is entirely correct, that you are "A ******* idiot." or there is something wrong with your browser. Run some updates, get a new version of IE or something like that, either there is something wrong with your computer 1 way or another, or you truly are an idiot.

no_damn_luck 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 20:55

I call BS. They record those calls. He would be fired on the spot!!

tisiphone_fml 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 22:54

How do you know that that particular call center records calls? It could be two guys and a phone at her school.

karlag2689 3

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:48

that is not true my job records randomly so not EVERY call is monitored

wbrycem 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 22:08

Problem exists between chair and keyboard. Kudos to the tech guy for realizing it, too bad it took him an hour.

nappacabbage 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 22:57

Complain. Talk to a boss or someone important.

drumsrbest479 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:35

Let me guess, PC? Microsoft really sucks....

manoverboard 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:43

I was SO thinking of notalwaysright.com when reading this...

AdamGD 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:44

Wtf? He has issues.

clarksdale 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 2:45

I work as a helpdesk agent and, trust me, there are people who really deserve this kind of statement. You can't tell them that, obviously, but they deserve it. Once I've spent 15 minutes explaining to a guy where "Enter" is. I mean, if you can't figure it out for the first dozen times, you're a complete idiot. As for you, YDI. You're probably just stupid.