Animals, Accident and Transportation: Oh dear

Oh dear

By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML

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By Bambi - 12/08/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML

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By Karaline45 - 15/12/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML

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By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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By dating a big bag of dicks - 13/05/2014 21:02 - United States

Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML

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By dreams2383 - 11/11/2022 11:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, at 4:30 a.m., I hit a deer on the freeway on my way to work. I've only had this car for 6 months and it's totaled. I had to wait hours for a tow. On his way to pick me up, my husband's radiator blew and his serpentine belt shredded. I also missed a day of work. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML

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By SugarCoat - 08/06/2017 18:00

Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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Psycho

By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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MagicMushrooms 0

Friday 21 January 2011 12:08

FYL? **** the deer's life; that's a horrible and painful way to die.

Acousticpixie14 6

Friday 21 January 2011 12:12

That poor animal! My goodness, I hope you put that deer out of it's misery. I hope it didn't scar you too badly, I'd be a wreck if that happened to me! I can't even drive by roadkill without shuddering, feeling nauseous, and getting goosebumps ]:

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savvy_suzy 0

Friday 21 January 2011 12:51

Please don't procreate OP. There are enough idiots in this world.

robotofu 0

Friday 21 January 2011 12:53

you ******* deserve it. why the **** wouldn't you pull over to at least assess the damage? you're a ******* idiot and shouldn't be allowed on the road.

Zebidee 8

Friday 21 January 2011 13:56

Exactly! Who hits something the size of a deer and doesn't even bother to get out and have a look?! This reminds me of the woman who rolled her car on the freeway, but it finished the right way up. She simply drove off and was killed a couple of miles up the road when the wheels fell off.

Mortanious 0

Friday 21 January 2011 12:54

Do you drive a Monster Truck and happened to be going to the arena? How the **** do you drag a deer with your tire? Also, you heard noise coming from your car for an entire mile before stopping? You're a certified idiot.

justnbieber 0

Friday 21 January 2011 12:55

YDI! that's animal abuse! you shoudve checked it! --'

musicbunny 1

Tuesday 15 February 2011 6:29

#1 what's YDI?? #2 I ****** LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!

Skodos_fml 0

Friday 21 January 2011 12:58

LOL, u just drove over the deer? Sick Bastard.

fthku 13

Friday 21 January 2011 13:06

"Ladada this is a fun road-OH SHIT I HIT A DEER. What should I do.. Oh I should probably keep driving, that's the sensible thing to do. Yup, keep on driving with a bloody damn (soon-to-be) carcass dragging under my car. Go out and check the deer? check the CAR? who DOES that??"

sef38 0

Friday 21 January 2011 13:12

where I'm from, you take your gun, conveniently placed on your back window in your chevy truck and shoot it, tag it, bring it home and *ding ding* dinner time :) haha jk jk we aren't quite that redneck, but needless to say.. you hit a deer pull over because your radiator is most likely broken.