Oh dear

By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML
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MagicMushrooms 0

FYL? **** the deer's life; that's a horrible and painful way to die.

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Acousticpixie14 6

That poor animal! My goodness, I hope you put that deer out of it's misery. I hope it didn't scar you too badly, I'd be a wreck if that happened to me! I can't even drive by roadkill without shuddering, feeling nauseous, and getting goosebumps ]:

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twilover220 0

Your cruel! Not even checking if the deer was okay, or dead. And instead of putting it out it's misery. How if this a FML. Your fault completely.

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19990231 29

You're* a person with terrible grammar!

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MassEffectNerd 0

then put it out of it's misery

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TYDIRocks 2

I'm no omg animal rights person, but why didn't you kill it, if it was alive and dragging on your car?

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ThinkChink 0

OP didn't know if it was alive or not. They probably felt too shocked to check it.

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DjeePee 24

Too shocked? My guess is that he saw that deer lying on the ground in front of him, didn't feel any empathy, and simply decided to drove over it, dead or not. That's heartless. And he is a moron for not checking his back mirror, otherwise he would have seen that the 'dead' deer was gone. Poor animal.

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merp 0

Too shocked? My guess is that he saw that deer lying on the ground in front of him, didn't feel any empathy, and simply decided to drove over it, dead or not. That's heartless. And he is a moron for not checking his back mirror, otherwise he would have seen that the 'dead' deer was gone. Poor animal. Yes, and your guess is infallible. You can judge as you please and make OP to be as big as a monster as you want, all because "you guess" you know what OP was thinking. I feel bad for the deer. Poor thing. I also feel bad for OP. I would feel terrible if that happened to me. OP obviously feels bad about it, since he/she a) didn't know it was alive when they hit it and b) mentioned the fact that it was still alive as the cherry on top of the whole mess. What if OP was going around a bend in the road and couldn't stop in time once they saw it? Or what if it was dark? People tend to forget themselves when they're startled, so maybe OP forgot to check their mirror. It happens. OP also didn't say how long they were driving down the road before they pulled over. All of my suggestions above could be false, and you could be absolutely correct. However, in our society, people are innocent before proven guilty. I sure hope you aren't on any juries that have to decide my fate, should my life bring me to the defendant seat.

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Bloodknight 22

Deer lord. Watch what your doe-ing on the road. That doesn't sound like fawn at all. I say buck up!

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macskapingvin 0

No, Roe Deer. One could also suggest that he Fallow the highway code and not be such an anagram of Muntjac.

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UpsidedownKayak 9

So, you got your car back from the shop after hitting two other deer and decided you didn't have enough fun, yet. You just had to hit one more for the homies. Did you also just nuke a fly in the microwave? I see a pattern here Dexter.

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SuperGrinder86 0

Your full of shit. if you hit a deer and it was stuck somewhere around the front wheel of your CAR. You wouldn't have been able to drive for over a mile. So FYL for being a lying douche.

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relyo 0

Mmm, freshly ground venison. Delicious.

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SuperGrinder86 0

Also how the **** did you manage to not see the deer lying in the middle of the road .

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Flammin8 0

and coming to a weird conclusion that the deer was still alive after discovering it's head was under your car for a period of time... what??..was the head gasping for air?

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I am in awe of your stupidity. Unless this was some sort of pygmy deer the size of a mouse, I can't imagine how you failed to realise it was stuck in your tyre. I also don't know why you wouldn't have done everything possible to avoid driving over the deer since it can really damage your vehicle. You are an idiot, OP. You shouldn't be driving at all.

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macskapingvin 0

awwww pygmydeersizeofamouse i want one so cute obbbddddffggglhle [end transcript]

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19990231 29

You just spelt *tire* "tyre". I hope for your sake it was autocorrect. If you were not on the second page of comments many more people would have jumped on your ass by now.

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KayyLily 0

oh my god! that's horrible. poor deer!!

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