Miscellaneous: Oh, the humanity

Oh, the humanity

By recmonty - 17/05/2012 03:53 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, in a training class, I got to see a picture of what can happen when a man does not wear a safety harness correctly. For those of you who are unaware, male body parts are easily severed by loose straps. I cannot un-see that picture. It wasn't even a harness safety class. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2024 16:00 - New Zealand

Today, my foreman complained that I was slowing down productivity and costing the company money, all because I was wearing a harness to protect me from falling over the edge of a three story building. FML

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Thwack

By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 14:24 - Philippines - Philippine

Today, while entering in my college building, I noticed that my right shoelace was untied and I tied it. I didn't realize that just in front of me was a metal beam until I hit my head hard on it and a loud, reverberating sound was produced. Many people saw what happened. FML

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By Justme - 30/06/2016 18:20 - United States - Missoula

Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML

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By Abbynyc - 28/09/2014 11:40 - United States - Bay Shore

Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML

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By lowly worker - 08/04/2017 18:00

Today, I nearly lost a hand at work, because a supervisor decided to remove a 'useless' safety guard on a machine despite my warnings. He doesn't understand why I'm so upset with him. FML

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By roundemup - 11/02/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML

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Rack go thwack

By Mary Anne - 03/09/2020 09:04 - United States - Denver

Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML

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Baywatch

By Jenn - 16/12/2016 00:50

Today, in my lifeguarding course, I had to pull a 200-pound boy out of the pool in an exercise to practice using our legs when lifting. I, being only 90 pounds, tried pulling and ended up falling into the pool, landing with my lady parts on his face. FML

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By Ali (New York) - 24/06/2011 03:01 - United States

Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML

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Ouch

By xJade2012x - 24/11/2011 07:58 - United States

Today, in my karate dojo, I was being taught how to fall properly. My sensei instructed us not to fall with our hands out because it could sprain our wrists. As I was getting ready to help demonstrate a backwards break fall, I actually fell over. Guess where my hands went. FML

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IchimaruGin 5

Thursday 17 May 2012 8:44

Well, now you know to always wear your safety harness correctly.

br0ccoli 14

Thursday 17 May 2012 8:56

His penis must have hit the emergency ejection button before impact. "mayday, mayday, we are going down..."

Comments

jaredofmo 22

Thursday 17 May 2012 14:24

... Yike. I am never going to put myself in a position to wear one of those, then...

wlddog 14

Thursday 17 May 2012 15:43

If you never have to,,, don't.

reddudeover 2

Thursday 17 May 2012 14:26

When all else fails just do the safety dance. In fact let's all do the safety dance. :D *Grabs doc, gets punched, kicked repeatedly by everyone else. Et tu noor?

thecovert 7

Thursday 17 May 2012 14:27

This is an FML but NOT for the OP.

Ugi 26

Thursday 17 May 2012 15:07

I don't' know whether anyone else is getting this but the context-aware adverts on this page are displaying a range of attractive safety harnesses for me to purchase. Somehow I don't think they'll get many orders from those who have just read this FML!

spekledworf 18

Thursday 17 May 2012 15:46

A man across the street from me died from not having a correct setup while cutting a tree in his yard. It was not fun trying to comfort his 10 year old daughter who just saw her dead father in a tree.

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 17 May 2012 17:08

Did your school ever show you the STD videos in sex ed class? One guys penis looks like a head of cauliflower....not sure what disease turns your junk into a vegetable though...warts? Gah

babyshaft408 8

Thursday 17 May 2012 18:12

Ouchies

forever_born 6

Thursday 17 May 2012 18:14

Ouuuuuuccccchhhhh musta hurt

shrdlu 28

Thursday 17 May 2012 18:54

I am 100% sure the OP will never wear a safety harness incorrectly, nor will any of the men in that class. This may be "shock tactics" but it's more effective than just a vague warning tag on the harness.

digitaljunky 5

Thursday 17 May 2012 20:16

I used to work in a bakery, and saw the head baker accidentaly walk into the corner of a table and sever his man parts! Who knew life could be so hazardous to our man parts :S