Ouch

By fuckjuggalos - 29/06/2012 23:57 - United States - Eugene

Today, I found out just how easy it is to be launched against the wall and sucker-punched into oblivion by a 200-pound former Marine turned professional body-builder. I discovered this after I told my fiancée's dad that we were expecting a baby. FML
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newbiehere99 6

So I guess that's the only baby you'll be expecting?

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21jason 9

It would suck more of your wife wasn't actually pregnant or if it's not yours..

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OffToTheGayBar 9

Everything can always suck more. "My mom died." "At least your dad's in that coma. He's still alive, technically. He could've been murdered, too. Thank God for hospitals, eh?"

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pinkpixie06 11

As the wife of a former marine, I know that is how they congratulate each other. (j/k) Hope he comes around! Congrats on the baby!

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may651 14

Congrats op and I am sorry. That is not nice.

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b0ngs 7

He should've been happy for you two even if it is out of wedlock. But hey, atleast you're getting married and will raise the baby as a couple.

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newbiehere99 6

That's his way of saying, "Welcome to the family"

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perdix 29

Was he oiled up and wearing his tiny thong when he laid the beat-down on you? That'll teach you to wait 'til marriage.

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llamalpaca382 13

Oh Perdix...

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perdix 29

Yep, the herd doesn't go for "birth out of wedlock" barbs. Good thing I didn't mention the OP must be week because he's a vegetarian.

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unknown_user5566 26

Perdix, tsk tsk. It's weak, m'dear.

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FiestaInMyPants 8

Not even trying to get all nit-picky on you, but "week" instead of "weak" is the first mistake I've seen you make on FML. :P

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galacticstorm 6

hey he's probably having an off day people,I think his many funny comments make up for those very rare and few mistakes,no?

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tmmundy 17

66/67....OMG!!!! Now you both can see the world is not perfect. Everyone makes mistakes now and then, some more than others. I can't stand when people correct every little grammar mistake people make on here. It's FML, not English class. it will be okay. lol

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unknown_user5566 26

131- OMG!!!! Now that we have that out of the way... I don't correct "every little grammar mistake". I usually only correct people when they have effectively butchered the English language. I pointed it out to Perdix because he very, very rarely makes mistakes. It's funny that no one usually gets upset about someone correcting grammar normally... Must just be a coincidence everyone is jumping to Perdix's defense since he's a well known poster! ;)

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kumar1995 4

u should have waited till honeymoon to do all the dirty stuff

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

ROFL. Spoken like a joyless, sheltered drone.

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HooyoMacaan 7

There's nothing wrong with waiting till marriage before you have sex.. :D matter of opinion really.. Personally I believe that you should wait till you find a person worthy of your goods lol. Even better, if they are your spouse.

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onealmxwilson 18

You better hope your kid doesn't grow up to be anything like him or he'll kick your ass when you tell him to clean his room.

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Drizzelhell 3

Ya should have expected it. Why? Because he is and ex-marine more than likely ptsd driven and now on steroids. Hmmm think about it.

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onealmxwilson 18

Not every body builder is on steroids. Why would you assume that?

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chaseiscool1 0

**** you, my dad was a marine. I find you offensive and if I meet you in real life, I will kick your ass!

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DasHaas 9

You totally convinced us ex-marines know how to properly behave, considering how they raised you.

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