Ouch

By fuckjuggalos - 29/06/2012 23:57 - United States - Eugene

Today, I found out just how easy it is to be launched against the wall and sucker-punched into oblivion by a 200-pound former Marine turned professional body-builder. I discovered this after I told my fiancée's dad that we were expecting a baby. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 132
You deserved it 5 035

Same thing different taste

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well he must like you ,since you're still breathing . although i would feel sorry for you if you have twins he might just do it again .

muth 0

200 lbs of muscle is a lot for a body builder.

Crazy stories like these make me glad that I don't have a father..

? That's a cruel thing to say. Not every father acts like a Beefcake on Rage mode. But then again we don't know your side of the story...

perdix 29

You didn't get to the funny part where you were trying to give his baby daughter anal, ass usual, but you got the wrong hole and knocked her up. Save that for the rehearsal dinner. Everyone will laugh and laugh!

Well that was a bit of an overreaction! Guess you should have given him the news after you were married...over the phone.

Personally, I don't blame him. Because although he most likely knew, you basically just straight up told him that you and his daughter were having sex and oops, the condom broke! True, he could've handled his anger a little bit better, but look at it this way, if in 20 years your future son-in-law told you that he knocked up your little girl, how'd you react? Everyone needs to look at all perspectives, just saying. :)

He's her fiance, not a random guy or even just her boyfriend. He's already committed to taking care of her for the rest of his life. Some people believe in waiting until marriage, including myself, but her father needs to realize that people have urges, and sometimes they give into them. That's no reason to assault your daughter's soon-to-be-husband! Maybe they were wrong to have premarital sex, but he was more wrong for attacking an innocent person.

You guys live in fairy-tale land. Being engaged means absolutely nothing, certainly not that he's committed his life to her. Lots of people get engaged to practically every person they date for longer than 3 months but don't end up getting married to them. This especially applies to young people, who are "in love and want to spend eternity with one another" etc etc. Then break up a week later.

Yes, SOME people are like that, but when MOST people get engaged it's because they are genuinely serious about the relationship. 50% of the time it doesn't work out, but that doesn't mean they didn't go into the marriage with the best intentions. Read my comment two comments up and you'll see that I've had a pretty hefty dose of reality in my "fairy tale land." I simply haven't allowed it to turn me into a bitter man-hating hag. I'm giving OP the benefit of the doubt here, especially considering he's man enough to tell his raging ex-marine body building future father in law about his expected child face to face.

71- Personally, I Do blame the thug. Op is planning to marry his daughter, something the marine would have known given that she is Op's announced financé, and obviously Op didn't expect that reaction from the guy, as, if he had his ass pummeled when he told him about the future wedding, I seriously doubt he wouldn't have learned not to talk to this lunatic about something as big as grandchildren. :p What did the father expect? That'd they'd get married and Never have sex? He should have expected that sooner or later, they may be intimate with each other and children occasionally happen when one plans to make a family, it's not like Op roofied the idiot's daughter on their first date and knocked her up. Whether it was before any kind of coupling ceremony to make it official on paper or not is irrelevant. He just assaulted Op because he's an asshole.....period. :p

That happened to me a couple of years ago. I killed him.

And you're posting this from prison while preparing to be anally ****** by bubba in the showers, right?

dacuar 0

200-pound, that's nothing. Quit being a pussy and stand up for your self. I bet your girlfriend is so proud.

Remember, he's a Marine. The same guys who are heavily trained in hand-to-hand combat, the first ones to be mobilized during wartime, and the best of the American Armed Forces. Add some muscle, he's a hulking death machine. I honestly bet you'd shit your pants and run away from a raging jarhead.

adamx88 0

I don't think I'd say they are the best, all branches are good at what they do, they all depend on each other. Give credit to all of them, not just the marines.

Tell him if he ever wants to see his grandchild he better stow the additude and apoligize. Maybe over the phone this time.

Good answer, try playing the game before it even gets here. **** THAT!

conqueror57 11

What ever happened to marriage THEN the baby. I'd kick your ass, too. Then my daughter's ass for being too stupid for birth control. Then my own ass for raising such a stupid, irresponsible kid.

Yeah, because there is no such things as accidents, condoms breaking or birth control failures in your universe, right? Oh and did you forget the fact that they're getting married? You sound insane, are you the father of OP's fiancée?