Ouch

By fuckjuggalos - 29/06/2012 23:57 - United States - Eugene

Today, I found out just how easy it is to be launched against the wall and sucker-punched into oblivion by a 200-pound former Marine turned professional body-builder. I discovered this after I told my fiancée's dad that we were expecting a baby. FML
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newbiehere99 6

So I guess that's the only baby you'll be expecting?

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afropuffjake 9

Good luck telling him you don't want him in your child's life...

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DasHaas 9

`Considering all the bad influences on kids, it can´t hurt to add one more´? That sounds like very dumb reasoning.

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st0815 9

#100 … Yeah, I mean - just because he is a raging psychopath he could still be a good grandfather to the child. In between beating up his son in law, he might not hurt the child much - you never know.

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RainingDaydreams 0

"We're expecting a baby, but it could be a dinosaur."

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Xxlaurahatakexx 9

I think some people accidentally misread and assumed op was a woman. But op, congrats and I hope you have a great life with your wife and child. Your in laws will always be a pain.... No pun intended

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DasHaas 9

I'm guessing your father in law needs to do a LOT of apologising if he ever wants to see his grandchild. This kind of behaviour is unacceptable UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE. I would not bring my child to a man who acted like this, ever. That's a horrible influence on them.

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Dracoboxer357 35

101- Totally agree with you, even if he found their pregnancy disagreeable, there is no excuse for that level of reaction outside a mental institution. :P

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davek 36

There are a surprising amount of FML posters whose partners' dads are Marines.

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mightymart 5

Err your stepfather has issues .. Seriously

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freshlybreezy 15

Errrmmm...you might wanna re-read that FML. It's his future father-in-law...Not his step-father.

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chimcharx3 15

For some reason, this reminds me of sergeant Johnson from the Halo series.

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fordman22 0

Pow! Right in the kisses! Pow! Right in the kisser!

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