Miscellaneous: Our house, in the middle of our street - FML

Our house, in the middle of our street

By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 10:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML

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By Moving On - 01/01/2011 06:59 - United States

Today, I found out my parents' New Year's resolution is to get me to move out. FML

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By OhLovely - 01/11/2012 01:39 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML

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By Sky - 25/07/2018 01:30

Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML

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By AlwaysTired - 14/09/2016 14:57 - United States

Today, marks the third time this month my parents came to visit. I moved 5 hours away to get away from them. FML

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By Sad and hungry - 22/01/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my parents were out and about, leaving me alone in the house. They said they would leave some lunch for me. I couldn't find it. After telling them when they got home, my mom got huffy and showed me that it was in a place I would have never thought to look. She then got even more mad when I was annoyed by this. FML

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By Rowan Curry - 15/09/2012 15:37 - United States - San Jose

Today, I got mad at my parents and threatened to run away. Things got so bad that I packed a bag and left, planning to hide in my front yard to teach them a lesson. It's been two hours, and I'm still standing behind a bush in front of my house while they make no effort to look for me. FML

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Top comments

Cheesecakee 11

Monday 5 September 2011 15:59

Tell them its time for a nursing home :D

92910bg 4

Monday 5 September 2011 16:02

Send them a rent bill

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emodude44 0

Monday 5 September 2011 18:06

Grammar is very important to the Nazi party. ... A dangling participal...

jemama 1

Monday 5 September 2011 18:37

You're an adult. If you want them out of your home, have a conversation with them and let them know.

vbmg152 18

Monday 5 September 2011 18:39

WTF? This is why I live a 1000 miles from my family and 1600 miles from my inlaws! Hahaha!

dantegandalf 2

Monday 5 September 2011 18:42

Charge rent our just call the cops

tylenol123 0

Monday 5 September 2011 18:46

Grammar nazis are annoying... They make things unfunny.

catharsis5 9

Monday 5 September 2011 18:58

In a casual conversation, remind them who owns the house. Remind them over and over again in public, with their friends and if you feel like moving away anyhow, threaten to sell the house, that would scare them away.

jhpatches83 5

Monday 5 September 2011 19:04

That's just stupid

EPICROCKERNINJA 8

Monday 5 September 2011 19:07

Damn.....well it's your house,kick them out.....if my mom or dad ever did that to me when I'm older,I'd put them in a nursing home.

devinevine 0

Monday 5 September 2011 19:08

Lol give them a bill or nursing home xD

leadman1989 15

Monday 5 September 2011 19:11

College humor FTW!

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