Love, Cars and Awkward: Overreaction much? - FML

Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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vag_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:10

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

floresntadolecnt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:11

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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greenb0ttlecap 0

Friday 5 June 2009 5:30

i hope you date doesn't read fml

montey 0

Friday 5 June 2009 5:31

Ur a bitch. U deserve a rusty hanger up ur ****** for keying anyones car

CoolWhipFTW 0

Friday 5 June 2009 5:31

u DONT key someones car for standing u up!!!!!!! Dumbass! You can bitch him out but don't scratch the shit out of his car

annahoward 0

Friday 5 June 2009 5:32

you know that phones exist,right.

alexevr1097 0

Friday 5 June 2009 5:34

Pscycho bitch ur a ******* idiot

boundforglorywt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 5:36

YDI for being a **** anyways

pietaco3 0

Friday 5 June 2009 5:36

this is why people own calendars.

14hatemachine 2

Friday 5 June 2009 5:37

sup psycho :)

summerbaby71990 0

Friday 5 June 2009 5:37

unclassy. it was just a date. this is not carrie underwood "before he cheats" status where you key the car because you find out your boyfriend is cheating. not your boyfriend. doesnt look like you should get one either youll probably get mad and murder him.

Dfizzysgurl13 0

Friday 5 June 2009 5:39

Ohhh that sucks

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