Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

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floresntadolecnt 0

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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mattmag 0

this is why i dont date. id rather be alone than potentially exposing myself to psychopaths.

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jjjjessica 0

for those who are saying it's a girl... um it could be a guy. and it probably is because of the user name... just a thought ??

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bigbuttsowhat 0

i hope that guy knows about fmylife so he can see this than shit all of your ******* spoiled face

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athos1237 4

You, Catherine MacKinnon, and # 317 are all psychos. I hope he stands you up tomorrow and moves far away. You're scary and any self respecting man would let you switch teams.

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ohwowzers 0

Damn! I would have stood you up too.

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