Love, Cars and Awkward: Overreaction much? - FML

Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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Top comments

vag_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:10

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

floresntadolecnt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:11

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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ohhfunny 0

Friday 5 June 2009 6:06

Wow what a bitch. YDI

lifeislife_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 6:08

Crazy, psycho, mental, impulsive, dumb BITCH.

JohnwastheCute1 0

Friday 5 June 2009 6:09

Um, Janderson, 1) It's "Catharine MacKinnon" and 2) Both You and Catharine MacKinnon are idiots.

athos1237 4

Friday 5 June 2009 6:13

I was just thinking . . . soljaboy? maybe it's a guy (sort of) either way, F---ing psycho!

jellyfilled 0

Friday 5 June 2009 6:13

this is why there are calendars.. you know to get dates right?.. oh wait, you dont...

lifeislife_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 6:18

Janderson/#312: READ: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=feminazi

AnotherStranger2 0

Friday 5 June 2009 6:21

I understand forgetting the date, but... keying his car?! WTF.

whon 0

Friday 5 June 2009 6:21

Ya, I agree with #1.

cmac86 23

Friday 5 June 2009 6:23

Did u even think to call or text him? Ydi for jumping off the wagon that fast and that far!

PollySighDevil 0

Friday 5 June 2009 6:26

#1 says it all.... I can't belive this madness!!

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