Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

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floresntadolecnt 0

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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rach_magoo 0

YOU ARE RETARDED AND A FCKING PSYCHO BITCH. SIT DOWN.

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xXMBXx 0

Crazy ass bitch hopefully he dumped you!!! YDI

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bubbles15100 0

Imagine what she would do if he cheated on her...

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Newtrier 0

Well your a crazy bitch. Take a chill pill

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may_cause_fail 0

You know, they do wonderful things at mental institutions these days. I'm all for GURL POWAH...but keying someone's car for standing you up? You're kind of a crazy bitch. I hope he finds out it was you! :D

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bubbles15100 0

How did this thread turn into a rape issue? Why is this all about empowering women because men are dicks? What did the guy do wrong in this fml? Not all men are bad. This fml was just about a date. We have no idea how serious their relationship is.

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coffeennicotine 0

I know this has already been said, but you're a psycho.

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yourfrickenlame 0

serisouly your so stupid. why in the hell would you key his car over standing you up? your so mean.

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PollySighDevil 0

313... you are even crazier than the OP... wow "all sex is rape"??? you must look like a TROLL also you haven't made any steps toward progressing feminism with your radical and moronic post on Fmylife.com It is NOT my job as a man to remind you that we have a date on friday and not thursday!!!! Especially under the consequence of having you vandalize my car!!!!! If you scratched up my car for any reason other than molesting your infant brother or tar and feathering your mother, I would make the Sopranos a reality show.

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Vitamin_C 0

you're a psychotic biotch... hopefully he found out and stood you up for real on your actual date.

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