Love, Cars and Awkward: Overreaction much? - FML

Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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vag_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:10

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

floresntadolecnt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:11

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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bodysong 0

Friday 5 June 2009 6:41

damn get your facts straight

Ibeapirate 0

Friday 5 June 2009 6:41

That's what you get for being a psycho.

Sk8rboi17 13

Friday 5 June 2009 6:42

BITCH

deathtothepixie 0

Friday 5 June 2009 6:44

thats crazy, why would you key someone's car for that?

U_idiot 1

Friday 5 June 2009 6:45

Keying a car is the worst thing anyone could do. It's equivalent to stabbing a child.

Don_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 6:55

YDI - Shi...stuff like that is what makes guys say girls are crazy. Mostly 'cuz they are. :p

jbgrace505 0

Friday 5 June 2009 6:57

You're a dumbass I'm sure he reads FML's... YDI

coolchicka 0

Friday 5 June 2009 6:57

carrie underwood much?

molitov 0

Friday 5 June 2009 7:05

Anger issues.. For his sake I hope he stands up the date tomorrow.. Save a lot of drama if the relationship escalates eep

roflmaonade 2

Friday 5 June 2009 7:07

crazy bitch

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