Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 171
You deserved it 154 437

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vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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PollySighDevil 0

Janderson... you should get gang raped by a bunch of crips... after all you deserve it for enslaving their people and keeping them from voting and segregating them cause after all "separate but equal" Women were historically subjected to discrimination in the US, but so were black people and women never had it as bad. The reason this occured? Because the Bible said it was ok to treat women like cows and have slaves as long as you don't beat them to death. Evangicalism caused all your discrimination, not Men, you cannot generalize half the world population with hysterical claims that we should conform to your every whim because your gender was discriminated against. I apologize for making the assumption that all Crips are black, I only did it to prove a point

You had no excuse to key his car anyway. Hope he turns you down.

YDI for thinking u have the right to vandalize his car over that. Disrespectful bitches like u r what's wrong with the world.

call first next time before you pull a key to the car door or just use sticky notes.

hahaha lolz lolz I was pretty convinced that janderson was serious, but i'm not even sure now after the line "even if sex is consensual it is essentially rape "... that's equivalent to saying "even if your employer pays you honest wages, maintains a great working environment, and hold reasonable hours, it's slavery" or "even if you give the other driver the correct information after your crash, it's still insurance fraud"... Oh but laws don't count for women because they were written by men. Riiight right

Janderson, your and Catherine MacKinnon's mothers should've swallowed the two of you.......No child left behind.

lifesabit 0

#311! Good news! I'm black! So give me your home adress so I can pillage your home and destroy everything you hold dear. I'll call it an empowerment seminar. And my sister is a black women... so GOD knows what she would be capable of doing in the name of empowerment. Also your a psycho bitch-****.