Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 171
You deserved it 154 434

Top comments

vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

Comments

Janderson your statistics are bullshit 10 million women each second? Ok lets do the math shall we: 60 sec/1 min = 3600 sec/1 hr = 86400 sec/day = 864x10^9 women abused per day. The United States of America DOES NOT contain that many people, let alone women, period. U.S. population as of June 7, 2009 is 306,605,338. Well below your bogus statistics' estimation. I've pwned you once before about your bogus logic and I won't hesitate to do it again. Good job wasting your life earning a Ph.D., learn to properly abbreviate it, in "hey mom and dad I'm not smart enough to earn a respectable degree so I've settled for a piece of paper that everyone else has wiped their ass with". Queer studies? And your mother had such high hopes.... :-|

******* dumb bitch, No wonder you can't find a man.

You are a lunatic. It's people like you that men try to avoid, you should be grateful he didn't really stand you up after all. Although you're going to have a fun time explaining this one.

ShowerFlirt 0

psycho. i'm surprised you had a date at all...

Madman85 0

If you have any decency, you should secretly (because no form of euphemizing will make him understand) fix up your mess. Might even make you feel better.

thelasttide 0

WOW!!!! ANGER MANAGEMENT NOW!!! before you do something stupid... oh wait to late

fmah_life 0

There's no reason to disrespect someone like that, you're a bitch and I hope he finds out.

Swimmergrl 0

Why would you key someone's car just for standing you up???