Love, Cars and Awkward: Overreaction much? - FML

Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 154 434

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Top comments

vag_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:10

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

floresntadolecnt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:11

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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Drummer389000 0

Friday 10 December 2010 1:36

crazy bitch now I know why you're single

Travis420 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 2:50

wow you bitch...Now you post this on fml hoping to get sympathy, i hope he dumps you and makes you pay for the damages

winnbrat 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 11:05

you need in-patient therapy. do the guy a favor and dont go out with him.

mem081595 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 4:48

dumbass

Drummer389000 0

Monday 25 April 2011 4:57

stupid crazy bitch.

carmen1019 0

Monday 2 May 2011 8:06

-_______- moron

caleb22522 0

Monday 6 June 2011 7:28

U don't key a mans cars over somthing stupid like that do u want him to stand u up. Wait to late I bet he did

caleb22522 0

Monday 6 June 2011 7:35

You don't key a mans car what do u want him to stand you up? O wait to late I bet

Cashaey14 0

Friday 10 June 2011 8:48

Dayyummm'!! Yeah Fuckk Yo Lifee Lol,

bronco1218 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 7:21

that was a bitch move

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