Love, Cars and Awkward: Overreaction much? - FML

Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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Top comments

vag_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:10

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

floresntadolecnt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:11

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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vegetariangirl 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 4:37

you are an effing freak ok. I HOPE HE STANDS YOU UP TOMORROW TOO. I hate people like you, effing immature reject.

Love2Laugh97 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 4:29

moron

Save_Bandit 5

Thursday 27 May 2010 15:28

"Today, I went outside and my car had been keyed all over. Not only do I not know who did it, but now I have to drive it to my date tomorrow. FML"

bummervacation 10

Tuesday 1 June 2010 21:55

keyed his car?? you have a symptom of what i like to call batshitcrazydesperatebitch syndrome

suprmidgt 0

Friday 3 September 2010 21:34

ah so your a ****. I see

Jojoo13_fml 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 6:29

Good job. bitch

TheZarola 10

Sunday 24 October 2010 18:14

You keyed his car... because YOU messed up? If this date was SO important that you keyed his car because you thought he didn't show, then WHY did you mess up the day you were supposed to be there? Hypocrite.

peete182 0

Friday 29 October 2010 2:35

you don't **** with a mans automobile, you just don't do it

sugarquill 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:11

What is the matter with you, OP? That's way too far, even if he really did stand you up!

jaz101 6

Thursday 9 December 2010 8:26

anger management ! (:

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