Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 171
You deserved it 154 437

Top comments

vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

Comments

agrees with #1. you're crazy! hopefully the guy finds out. you don't deserve him!

0Nikki0 0

That is why is THINK before your actions... :/

Haha you keyed his car? Crazy stupid bitch.

mpwga 0

eff your life? eff HIS life!! seriously. who keys a car because of that? pycsho.

Rainbowarrior_fml 0

Jandersoniii: seriously, just stop talking. you basically said that it's okay for women to key cars, ruin other peoples belongings, and just generally be big ******* bitches because we couldn't vote for a while. based on your logic, all black men and women should be to own slaves and native americans should be able to invade countries and take over land. "oppression kills women everyday." that's the dumbest shit i have ever heard in my life. please, leave.

All_I_Care 0

Bitch if I was him I'd be deliverin that backhand faster than you can pull out yo key

Maybe you should find a more rational and mature way to handle yourself when you're disappointed, and then you wouldn't have this problem.

tiffanypack 0
HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0

you ******* deserve it you piece of shit....first of all.....thinking the date is actually night before is showing youre impatient and desperate... and to Janderson.....You are a ******* bitch.....first of all you've commented this like 5 times...and nobody really cares about your damn statistics...bitches like you and this bitch who keyed the guys car deserve to get beaten so id shut the **** up and suck my dick

HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0

lol and men are evil.....she keyed his car cuz the guy she was going on a date with wasnt impatient and can keep track of dates....and men are evil.......RIGHT......