Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 171
You deserved it 154 434

Top comments

vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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dotVillain 1

Wow, that guy avoided a major bullet.

You have anger issues. Go see a doctor.

I think it's safe to say that you won't be getting a first date after all.

HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0

In the words of Notorious B.I.G "get a grip mothafucker"

#374/razzum, sex IS inherently violent, but that doesn't make it bad. By accepting this and customizing interactions to acknowledge this (with consent) things can get... much more interesting. =) -feminist man

Lots of harsh albeit appropriate responses on here. You definitely made a huge mistake in letting your anger control you. I hope that you feel bad about this. Remember to think before you act.

You lunatic! What gives you the right to destroy someones property like that? Because you thought you got stood up? What are you going to do when someone dumps you (which is likely to happen, seeing how your behavior is), kill a man?! You need to keep your emotions in check and think before you act.

Engineer_Chick 0

Wow your pathetic, It's people like you who encourage the sexist additude.

Ever considered anger management? Or how not to be a petulant little bitch classes? In all seriousness you are a small person. Grow up. How do you ever plan to be in a stable and emotionally healthy relationship when you can't handle YOUR emotions enough to deal with your disappointment in a respectful and appropriate way? As a side not I blame this post (not your actions) on Carrie Underwood. You committed this CRIME, and regardless of what other people may think every person is responsible for their own actions. I blame this piss poor excuse for a post on the glamorization of destroying someone's property by Carrie Underwood. You should be so ashamed you can't bring yourself to post this.