Love, Cars and Awkward: Overreaction much? - FML

Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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Top comments

vag_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:10

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

floresntadolecnt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:11

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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MustacheChildren 0

Friday 6 January 2012 3:49

Damn, your screaming desperate and crazy. Just what a man wants, bravo.

loganberrybat 11

Monday 27 February 2012 23:30

Psycho

Bieber4TheWin 4

Sunday 18 March 2012 4:17

Despite all the stupidity already in the FML, you do realize you spelled 'soulja' wrong in your username. Unless you meant it like that..?

courk94 6

Monday 19 March 2012 15:13

Crazy bitch !

missonedirection 6

Sunday 25 March 2012 6:54

Why the hell does everyone key cars nowadays? ...

iVolleyball 0

Friday 30 March 2012 5:24

Wow, psycho much?

alshclown 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 16:56

i would have had you arrested

apologeticapostr 0

Monday 9 April 2012 19:06

You're crazy

Storme 16

Wednesday 11 April 2012 2:32

Deserved for keying his car over something like that. I hope they caught you and made you pay for a new one. Poor car. *pats*

jennt89 10

Tuesday 29 May 2012 18:12

I suggest anger management and paying for the damages.

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