Cars, Accident and Transportation: Overreaction

Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 722

You deserved it 15 862

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 080

You deserved it 2 280

By This Guy - 26/09/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 417

You deserved it 2 533

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 495

You deserved it 79 845

Who did you piss off?

By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 529

You deserved it 2 613

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 914

You deserved it 145

By immunizations - 11/12/2010 07:40 - Canada

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 709

You deserved it 10 651

Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 652

You deserved it 2 504

By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 312

You deserved it 2 487

By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 499

You deserved it 3 523

By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 588

You deserved it 2 937

lenamartinovic 13

Sunday 2 June 2013 12:33

That is terrible! If I were you, I'd call the police. That's what you get for being ethical. );

Jeffo193 13

Sunday 2 June 2013 12:34

I really hope you managed to keep a record of their number plate OP, that really really sucks and you do not deserve it at all :-(

Comments

edris_305 21

Sunday 2 June 2013 13:05

**** him back

Alihb 16

Monday 3 June 2013 1:19

The beginning of a porno...

meow_jess 11

Sunday 2 June 2013 13:06

I realy hope you have good insurance, there are crazy people everywhere nowadays.

ShyAnn29 14

Sunday 2 June 2013 13:11

Hopefully the parking lot has surveillance cameras, so the cops can see who that person is, so they can arrest them!

ChristinaAAR 14

Sunday 2 June 2013 13:15

I think that person might be angry. Just might.

ArcherCLW 8

Sunday 2 June 2013 13:24

Why can't the works be like what it was in the 70s? Back then you could leave your door unlocked and wide open, and no one would steal anything!

DGED13 5

Sunday 2 June 2013 13:28

there always have been places like that but they seem to move around.

Calingaladha 21

Sunday 2 June 2013 19:01

Right, because thievery didn't exist in the 70's...>.>

usernameunkn0wn 18

Sunday 2 June 2013 19:42

Yeah, because there were no such thing as criminals in the 70's!

realtingdis 12

Monday 3 June 2013 5:19

On the island where I lived for a while strangers, giving you a ride would leave you in the car with the engine running if they had to make a quick stop.

doglover100 28

Sunday 2 June 2013 13:28

At least you apologized. Call the police.

DGED13 5

Sunday 2 June 2013 13:30

So why does everyone think its a guy?

kwyk 23

Sunday 2 June 2013 13:32

Better than 50/50 chance, tire slashing seems like a male-aggressive action. Oooh, stereotyping in this politically correct day and age, someone abuse me please

DKjazz 20

Sunday 2 June 2013 14:43

Yeah, but there are plenty of psycho bitches out there as well.

ShyAnn29 14

Sunday 2 June 2013 16:35

There are women who are more than capable of doing that!

PokemonLove993 17

Sunday 2 June 2013 21:09

it seems more of a guys style to slash tires since those suckers I believe are hard to slash, a girl would set the whole car on fire and write a very long threatening letter as well.

olpally 32

Sunday 2 June 2013 13:30

So much for doing the right thing now a days... Holy ****.

anythingmustbe 18

Sunday 2 June 2013 13:35

It did not happen to be a pimped out Cadillac. You know with fur seat covers, a pretty expensive paint job with a flame on the side and high suspensions? If so I could see why he reacted that way...