Own it

By psychortiz - 03/06/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I allowed my five-year old daughter to paint my fingernails during a living-room "picnic" we were having. A while later I got called back in to work for an emergency meeting. When I arrived at the meeting I noticed my fingernails were still neon-green. I am a 40-year old man. FML
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AlphaC 0

You have a five year old daughter. That immediately exempts you from being called gay or unmanly. You're not gay/unmanly because you have neon-green fingernails. You're a parent of a five year old daughter. Cheer up, it's not THAT bad.

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justme001 0

Hey, it means you participate in your kid's life. Good for you, eff anyone who would say otherwise.

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Ninjasaurus18 9

You have a 5 year old daughter. That automatically singles you out of being gay. My dad used to dress up as Princess Ariel and I would have to save him from Wile E. Coyote. I was 5, don't judge.

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ineslovescats 5

Aaaww you're a good Daddy :)

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blackmagic01 2

Seal had neon green nails while he was a singing show judge in Australia recently and he was dating one of the hottest women in the world.

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stacyariel 6

Just know that she is probably thinking your the best father ever cause no man would allow anyone to paint their nails any type of color

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stacyariel 6

Just know that she is probably thinking your the best father ever cause no man would allow anyone to paint their nails any type of color

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WickedFan 12

Explain what happened !!Father of the Year!!

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LeahLegendary 7

Good job Dad! That is just so sweet, I love dads that allow this from thier daughters! Sorry you had to explain yourself with judgemental eyes on you at your meeting though, OP!.

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