Work, Mental health, Fire and Scary: Panic in the streets

Panic in the streets

By Insane Guy - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at work, I jumped under my desk in fear of a nuclear missile attack when the firestation next us let out its new awareness siren. I think I'm going insane. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 625

You deserved it 8 065

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I agree, your life sucks 32 925

You deserved it 2 301

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

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I agree, your life sucks 38 229

You deserved it 6 803

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By Burnt - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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chris274 8

Friday 21 December 2012 13:09

Would that even help against a nuclear strike?

PlaiPie 11

Friday 21 December 2012 13:10

Well, when there is a real nuclear attack, you'll have the practice of diving under desks already mastered. And you'll be laughing at all your co-workers with your superior desking skills

Comments

DinosaurTacoTime 18

Friday 21 December 2012 15:01

Could of been an alien attack. You were right to hide under the desk from the aliens.

howdeedoo 22

Friday 21 December 2012 15:08

Because everyone knows that a desk provides complete protection from nuclear blasts...

melkymac101 17

Friday 21 December 2012 15:12

Well today is the apocalypse

krazy_kat09 8

Friday 21 December 2012 15:19

Did we go back to the 50's?

outoftown 26

Friday 21 December 2012 23:59

Yes, and they want their desk back.

WhatYouMean 4

Friday 21 December 2012 15:24

Why you so stuuuuuupppiiid!?

lowshadows 21

Friday 21 December 2012 15:40

that desk is not gonna do much against a missile mate.

TheNastyCat 7

Friday 21 December 2012 15:40

Well, what if the threat of an apocalypse IS the apocalypse? Face it, people do stupid stuff when they're scared, and a lot I times, it kills people.

little_one 20

Friday 21 December 2012 16:10

Probably would have done the same. FML if that comes on during every call.

BobbieH 19

Friday 21 December 2012 16:56

If it were a nuclear attack, and in some world of crazy the Formica desktop would save you, do you really want to be the one person left? I mean a siren scares you into hiding, do you think you could handle a post apocalyptic world? Next time just embrace the bright flash and hot breeze coming your way!