Work, Mental health, Fire and Scary: Panic in the streets

Panic in the streets

By Insane Guy - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at work, I jumped under my desk in fear of a nuclear missile attack when the firestation next us let out its new awareness siren. I think I'm going insane. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 625

You deserved it 8 065

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Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

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You deserved it 2 301

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML

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Smoking is so cool

By Burnt - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML

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chris274 8

Friday 21 December 2012 13:09

Would that even help against a nuclear strike?

PlaiPie 11

Friday 21 December 2012 13:10

Well, when there is a real nuclear attack, you'll have the practice of diving under desks already mastered. And you'll be laughing at all your co-workers with your superior desking skills

Comments

iTzMiSsTeA 9

Saturday 22 December 2012 6:45

I feel your pain..I just didnt know if the world was going to end on China's time or America's..!

iTzMiSsTeA 9

Saturday 22 December 2012 6:48

I feel your pain..I just didnt know if the world was going to end on China's time or America's..!

iTzMiSsTeA 9

Saturday 22 December 2012 6:50

I feel your pain..I just didnt know if the world was going to end on China's time or America's..!

kthxbie 10

Saturday 22 December 2012 19:10

Maybe Americans have a lot to fear.

fyrfyter 4

Sunday 23 December 2012 15:50

Duck & Cover! Works every time!

gemmadaws 3

Friday 28 December 2012 17:35

Next time jump out the window

Sacramento_guy 1

Thursday 30 May 2013 6:57

I got a business degree to open a shop to trade schematics. I want to see the airplanes fall, because I'm an American. Hide under your desk, I'm scared too. It's hard to fix a reel to reel machine. Ahhhh, scarey scarey. Fml.

v8nick97 11

Wednesday 28 May 2014 13:11

You do know the Cold War ended in 1989, right?

xopher425 19

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:52

I grew up as a military brat; living in Europe I had to go through those air raid drills where we had to duck under our desks (like that would protect us from a nuke or conventional attack). I'm almost 40 and this sirens STILL make me freak out.