Miscellaneous: PAR-TAY

PAR-TAY

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 23:50 - Brazil

Today, I had a going-away party because I am leaving the country forever. Out of the 130 people invited, 60 were a resounding, "Yes! Of course I will come!" After paying $300 for everything needed at the party, two ended up coming. And left because nobody else was there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 91 169

You deserved it 5 759

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By caphis - 03/05/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, I got a cross-country job promotion. I decided to plan my Going-Away-Forever party, and bought a pack of 100 invitations. After mailing them out to all my friends, I have 92 left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 005

You deserved it 13 159

By Dan - 08/10/2009 16:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my leaving party after work to celebrate getting a new job. 3 people turned up. I'd invited 35. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 046

You deserved it 5 427

Mr Popular

By Loner - 18/10/2021 23:00

Today, I threw a goodbye party because I'm going to live to Chile soon. Nobody came. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 057

You deserved it 133

By rcarn - 12/06/2015 14:25 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 041

You deserved it 2 376

Left out

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 01:15 - Canada

Today, I saw some friends' cars at a friend's house, but thought nothing about it. Then I found pictures on Facebook of the pool party they had as a going away party for my friend, who is leaving the country for three months. I had no idea my friend was leaving, and I was the only one not invited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 557

You deserved it 5 264

By loverpants - 14/08/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I made the "Good luck, We'll miss you!" sign for my own going away party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 859

You deserved it 5 550

Party hard

By mylifeisfcked - 25/02/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, I sent out a note to 300 friends saying that I'm having a birthday party in a couple of weeks. I asked to please write back if they are interested in coming. Two people replied. They said they can't make it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 964

You deserved it 4 818

By jobless - 10/11/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 718

You deserved it 1 995

Party for one

By sad - 19/08/2022 00:00

Today, I invited all of my friends to my graduation party, and even paid for them all to be there. They all didn’t show. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 022

You deserved it 125

Family love

By Anonymous - 02/09/2021 11:00

Today, I'd arranged a family reunion to see family I hadn't seen in years. Out of about 20 people, only 3 said they would come. One messaged to cancel the night before. The other two no-showed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 101

You deserved it 119

BigGuy99 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 9:24

From experience, never throw yourself a going away party and expect folks to come. Just tell folks you are leaving and if someone wants to organize something they will and invite people over and set it up. I have heard of several friends inviting over a hundred people to these things, just to see only about 0-15 show up to send their good byes.

amelinat 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 9:14

I feel really bad for you, safe travels.

Comments

QJD 0

Monday 27 April 2009 1:34

YDI for leaving the country. Enjoy exploration of the 3rd world.

ditlihi 0

Monday 27 April 2009 1:38

Let's see.... $300 divided by 60 expected people....$5 a person. Wow! You were really going all out.

thespacecowboy 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:02

#31 FTW

thubar 3

Monday 27 April 2009 2:21

Why do so many people do that? Honestly so many people say they will show up to something but never do... When I say I will be there guess what... I'M THERE!

scateice 0

Monday 27 April 2009 3:03

**** THEM THEY SUCK LIKE SHIT TEXT THEM AND TELL THEM THEYRE ASSHOLES THEN KILL THEM haha jk but rlly yea

BEB131 0

Monday 27 April 2009 3:15

Lemme guess... you invited them on facebook..

91Caleb 0

Monday 27 April 2009 4:48

what do you care you're leaving them forever, so you don't have to deal with there bs anymore

mattmag 0

Monday 27 April 2009 5:17

Well, you'll never see these idiots again so it's no big loss. Hopefully you'll find better friends in your new country. Put it this way, you won't need to pay to go back and visit them.