People like who?

By howembarrasing - 19/04/2009 20:49 - United States

Today, I went to the sandcastle contest at my local beach. While waiting in line for a hotdog, a man cut in front of me and demanded a cup of water. I called him a jackass, saying how people like him give us a bad reputation at the beach. I then saw him running to his choking daughter. FML
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Adamantoise 0

It's not your fault. He should of said "My daughter's choking!" or something. I would call the guy a jackass if he just cut in front of me.

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omfgglol 0

This is F the daughter's life. Today I was at the beach eating a hot dog and I started choking. My father panicked. He ran away, and I assumed that he was going to find someone to help. He comes back with a cup filled with water. I died of asphyxiation. FML.

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ms31_fml 3

The guy was going to jab a needle through her chest into her lungs and fill her lungs with water till it forced the object out.

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Adamantoise 0

#31, I seriously doubt the girl was in danger of dying. If she was, the dad would possibly be screaming for help, which we know he didn't do because then the poster would have heard the commotion. And who doesn't bring a couple bottles of water to the beach?

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x_eyebrows 0

Wow, in any case, he just cut in front of you for water - not a big deal. You made a complete ass of yourself for sure. Get off your high horse and next time try to contain your self-righteous speeches.

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brialeree 0

way to go you jerk. ur lucky i don't do my voodoo on you..

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Emilaaay_alexa 0

Does this contest happen to be in Port Aransas in Texas? I was there Saturday afternoon... And btw, I wouldn't feel too bad.

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truslide 0

maybe the girl just has something stuck in her throat and not literally choking you dumb mother *******

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xDancer101x 0

sorry but fail for grammar nazi obviously us means everyone on the beach....

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Treehugger 0

She prolly wasn't actually choking. She may have been coughing on something perhaps and was close to it. Water does help before she gets to the point of actually chocking and the Heimlich Maneuver is needed. First off, if some one cuts in line just for water and sounds urgent, let it be. It doesn't take that long to get that glass of water and it's prolly for something important. No need to yell at them and be bitchy. You were the only jackass there. Second, why wasn't he yelling and screaming his daughter was choking? It's gonna be an either or thing. He'll be in panic and screaming to the world what's happening to his daughter, or he's in shock--making him pretty much mute and only focused on one thing: helping his daughter. I don't really have a third, but did those few seconds REALLY kill you? I mean, srsly. Get over urself. And stop calling other ppl jackass'. It's not nice =) Even if his daughter wasn't choking and he chugged that water or used it for something else. It doesn't matter. It just isn't nice.

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wowfmlife 0

Today, I went to the beach with my daughter. We got hot dogs and while she was eating, she started choking. I panicked and ran to the hot dog stand to get some water. I had to cut in front of some people and now everyone on the beach thinks im a jackass. FML

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stuckink 0

I'm amazed #41 is the first to wonder about the "us" in this FML. It's the first thing I thought when I read this.

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