Performance anxiety

By 2yearsofHotSexThenThis - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

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Today, after not having sex for nearly a year and a half, an opportunity arose. I couldn't get it up. FML
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k1ng 0

it's too scared from being beaten for the last year haha

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NoRemorse 0

the key is finding an actually attractive girl, not anything that you can stick your dick into.

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HornyBastardHEHE 0

It was up you dumb ******, you just cant tell the difference bcuz u gotta 1 inch killer lmFao, so FYL BITCH

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giganticbrain 0

I'm sure you would know such a thing. Anyway, did you just laugh at your own little joke? You said "bcuz u gotta 1 inch killer lmFao, so FYL BITCH", which makes me think that the "lmfao" was directed towards what you said. Man, thats pathetic if you have to laugh at your own jokes because nobody else will. Just so you know, it's spelled "because" not "bcuz".

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Neferria 0

Also, notice how the idiot's username is "HornyBastardHEHE." I think that basically speaks for itself.

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giganticbrain 0

Excellent observation. Probably just some middle schooler trolling the internet, and then showing his middle school buddies for approval.

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Simsim_fml 0

It happens to almost everybody at some point >< or so i heard anyway

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Medea_FTW 0

You're clearly a douchebag who neither women nor men will screw. Awww. *emo tear*

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marlux 0

... no other choice than vialgra for you then

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plexico 3

There is also Levitra and Cialis, or you can just "See Alice" -- she's a ****.

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shawleigh17 2

You were probably just too nervous.... try again later, but continue the foreplay. Maybe you'll get into it and things will work out.

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intrepid00 0

Comedy option: Fake, no guy would admit this. lol.

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misssweetie 0

Sadly enough this took way to long for me to get hahaha. I tought maybe the OP was super fat and cold stand up! And I'm not even a virgin. Or fat!

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TheCashMan88 0

Did she try everything? *******, vacuum cleaner, handjob, milking your prostate, your pet dog, Icy Hot, or grape jelly? If so, FYL. If not, YDI. Besides, even if you did try everything and couldn't get it up, hopefully you were courteous enough to give some oral loving.

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