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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 392
You deserved it 51 000

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Matty1188 6

Maybe you should be responsible and carry a bag or two with you when you walk your dog.

Comments

Well at least the man isn't angry at you anymore.

perradize 0

lmao! I bet you looked shit-faced when you noticed the guy standing there!

rebecca_marie_21 0

YDI. Carry a bag poor thing!!

yummy. look at him with a creepy smile and tell him you aren't sharing it you're hungry!

Sounds like something I would've done...

dragon0000 7

HAHAHHAHAH Ur dog must have been pleased

KristinaKreme 0

Are you really that stupid? Couldn't you have used something that wasn't your bare hands?

Predental 5

don't most people walk their dogs with a plastic shit bag? ydi for not having 1

iiTz_Nico 0

You shouldve taken a dump on his lawn just to piss him of even more

haha and when ur done "so umm.. u got some toilet paper"

Should have asked the guy for a plastic bag. Better yet, should've already had one on you.