Poopoo peepee, Gross, Flooding and Miscellaneous: Pooptown

Pooptown

By L…… - 01/06/2011 20:40

Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poop. FML

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By MWT77 - 27/07/2019 15:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML

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By loveloves154 - 30/03/2018 15:00

Today, our toilet overflowed during the night. Over 50 gallons worth leaked through the floor and the ceiling to the room below. I am now covered in poop water. What a way to start the day. FML

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By EwwGross - 31/08/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

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By shitday - 27/01/2013 23:47 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 10:45 - United States

Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML

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By NeedsANewApartment - 13/01/2016 05:54 - United States - Wurtsboro

Today, sewage came up the toilet and tub in my apartment and spread far enough to get into the hallway. The maintenance crew found the source of the blocked pipes to be a ten inch long weave some idiot flushed down a toilet. FML

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By unicornlovet - 14/08/2019 18:00

Today, I was cleaning, anticipating my hypercritical in-laws coming to see our new house. Literally 10 minutes before they arrived, sewage backed up the basement drain. My father-in-law spent the entire visit commenting on the smell, and how he couldn’t use the washroom. FML

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By DogStew - 15/09/2019 20:00

Today, at work I had to spend 2 hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML

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You deserved it 1 878

By ===== - 14/01/2014 17:59 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, the sewage pipe busted on the side of our house, spew fecal matter and the condoms I recently flushed. My parents now refuse to talk to me, and won't let my girlfriend anywhere near the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2011 20:31 - United States

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

Thursday 2 June 2011 9:00

if you put a lifeguard stand in your basement, you can open a public pool for the hobos.

Nienna88 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 8:52

Gross. Well at least you have a huge toilet now :)

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davisberg 0

Friday 3 June 2011 5:55

dont fall in

skikid 0

Friday 3 June 2011 7:05

I live in Canada so we dont have sewers, we just dig holes whenever we need to 'go'. Maybe moving here would be a better solution!

CrackerJack127 3

Friday 3 June 2011 8:06

I know hoe you feel... :P

CrackerJack127 3

Friday 3 June 2011 8:08

*how

N3v43h 0

Friday 3 June 2011 8:36

Shit happens... but it seems everyone's shit happened to you.

LK212 0

Friday 3 June 2011 15:18

that sucks

yourlifeisbetter_fml 0

Friday 3 June 2011 16:47

Hey, you never know. It could be your poo.

xmelex 0

Friday 3 June 2011 21:48

this is a shitty situation!

sydneyaval 9

Saturday 4 June 2011 0:50

That is raunchy

SpazzyJazzy325 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 5:24

it's ok everyone it's just a candy bar... mmm nugety!

xoashdabashxo 4

Sunday 5 June 2011 8:02

I love the fact that you used the word "poo." ^^

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