Poor little guy

By CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 330
You deserved it 6 048

Same thing different taste

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Yinky_Unbanned 0

Da **** does the medicine require you to put something up it's ass?? o.O

itsmeyippie 0

no but it's usually a pill about twice the size a person would take, since pills size vary, just say cat's pills would be about an inch long, barely fitting down it's throat

Yinky_Unbanned 0

damn got all technical and shit on me -.-

eprieto 0

Actually it's because the rectum is a quick and efficient way for the body to absorb a medication.

at least it happened to him and not you

ouch !!! what kind of medicine was it ???

iloveyou1266 4
fatalkiss 0

You should try to help tame your boyfriend's pussy..

good one ^^ (accidentally down'd it ==")

^ i bet this idiot thumbed up his own comment

damn those pussys they get up on yay like a spy or something like that!;)

mintcar 9

Should've snuck it in the cats food?

grind it up between 2 teaspoons first or the cat will eat everything but the pill...

Badshah29 6

"have you ever seen a cat penis?"-Turk. sorry, just thought of that :p

46, my friend thought her cat was female for three years until her vet told her it was male. Apparently cat dicks are thaaaaat small.

I know someone's gonna say it... Sounds like someone is a 'paw'ty mouth...

jamie72596 9

That would be funny if it made sense

CateXOX 0

Yeah, I doubt anyone was going to say it.

nope , you were in fact the only person, ( probably on this entire forum) to think of a pun that cheesy and gay . hats off to you, hats off :)

I'd hate to see the FML where you two tried to take the cat's temperature. Ouch!

For some reason, I thought OP was a guy and they were a gay couple. But she's not.

BicPlease 3

I'm gonna say f his life instead. He got his arm clawed off! You got a little pee on you. All you got to do is take a shower. He'll have those scratches for a while.

yes OP and he bf can shower together! that sounds like a good idea lol