Animals: Poor little guy

Poor little guy

By CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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You deserved it 6 048

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Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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You deserved it 838

By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 22:36 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML

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You deserved it 7 318

How dare you

By pissed off - 01/07/2012 01:00

Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML

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You deserved it 2 628

By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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You deserved it 5 848

By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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You deserved it 28 635

AMAN1218 4

Thursday 9 June 2011 15:51

that's one mean pussy!

awesomer2000 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 15:52

I hope you picked up all the bits of his arms

Comments

Truth_Nazi 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 18:32

Kill it

toxicmurder109 4

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:30

pussy went wild

wancho 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:53

don't **** with the cat

CTM0 3

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:57

that's what you get for owning a cat

pinkspaceboundro 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 20:15

cats are amazing! something must have been bad wrong with the cat- the op said its never acted that way before. I just wonder how bad the cat got before the ops boyfriend took it to the vet?

inkblotdrummer 6

Thursday 9 June 2011 20:29

possibly the funniest FML I've read in days

DalekScythe 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 20:41

1: that is painful and gross 2: not much of an FML for you but more for your boyfriend. :P

sinnerg 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 20:59

ok. I totally change my mind of getting a cat.

prelim_champ 10

Friday 1 July 2011 6:22

Aww, don't let one bad cat experience ruin cats for you! Cats can be great companions, just gotta find one that fits you =)

Andrea87_fml 3

Thursday 9 June 2011 21:30

yes be gentle to the pussy

schaflava 0

Friday 10 June 2011 2:59

are those real?

kindlystfupls 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 21:37

wow. I've had to give animals pills and liquid medicine before without any of those incident. It wasn't the same animal nor am I a vet or vet tech. I'm just not a moron lol