Precaution

By Tai - 31/10/2010 13:30 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for coming inside her because she didn't want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
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perdix 29

You're going to have shitty kids.

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Paramorefan2 1

wow. that sucks. she's stupid.

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dudeitsdanny 9

I hope your statement and your spelling are both your idea of trolling..

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Sinkhole 26

C'mon, give the poor guy a break, he probably used so much energy to write that message that now he's impotence... sorry, impotent! Writing comments is so damn bad for his health!

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truthinlies 1

or do you just not like the fact that he gets more ass than you O.o

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CoolAsian 0

ahahahaha did she not know you were wearing protection?

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Southern_Grown 0

How can you NOT know you have a rubber on? Practically feels like a grocery bag is rubbing you raw.

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Jaydos 0

Damn I'm liking how this chick likes it in her ass

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sweetehpie 0

woooow she must have loved in trailer town huh

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carocoolbeans 0

how did you come inside her if you were wearing a condom? ...

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M43Kewics 0

Win for you, Lose for your girlfriend...

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mrahhhhh 21

She's a moron. Take your head up out of her ass and put her's in there where it belongs.

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