Sex and Intimacy: Precaution

Precaution

By Tai - 31/10/2010 13:30 - Australia

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for coming inside her because she didn't want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

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You deserved it 9 943

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 18:00 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she did not want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 018

You deserved it 639

By ottawaaa - 27/01/2009 22:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

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You deserved it 10 862

By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML

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Some people are so... creative.

By Anonymous - 17/02/2018 06:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML

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You deserved it 1 588

Yeet it

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML

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You deserved it 1 169

Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 03/09/2023 14:00

Today, the one time, THE ONE TIME, we ran out of condoms and had sex anyway, my girlfriend got pregnant, even though she’s on the pill. I didn’t even orgasm inside her, I had to do a Google search to learn that live sperm can emerge and go inside her even before I orgasm. We are so screwed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 252

You deserved it 795

By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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You deserved it 1 824

It's a trap!

By RC3Welly - 09/03/2009 22:58 - United States

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland

Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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You deserved it 97 698

Not my turn

By Perry85 - 10/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she says "Don't cum in me, my husband has plans for later." FML

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You deserved it 1 020

perdix 29

Sunday 31 October 2010 19:19

You're going to have shitty kids.

Paramorefan2 1

Sunday 31 October 2010 19:16

wow. that sucks. she's stupid.

Comments

kaileigh10 2

Sunday 31 October 2010 19:34

wow. she's stupid

kcTornado 0

Monday 1 November 2010 0:34

I hope that's not you in the pic #33 cuz that pic is NASTY!

mattstermind93 0

Monday 1 November 2010 4:33

eew that's a nasty pic

crzygirl1980 7

Monday 10 January 2011 10:31

Oops I piled in my mouth looking @ #33's pic! Tuck your roll in damn!

crzygirl1980 7

Monday 10 January 2011 10:48

Okay is vomit better than puked? Stupid iPod auto correction thought @ first they changed my word!

dirtraceramerica 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 19:35

what an idiot. she's dumb!

Cinn_fml 22

Sunday 31 October 2010 19:43

Wow, that's paranoia... Either she received really wrong sex ed, or she's just thick.

GoodLookingGeese 10

Sunday 31 October 2010 19:49

it's probably her part of the game, I think she rather got pissed that he has finished without her.. but as it would sound egoist she has found another fake reason to focus her anger and slap the OP.. 