Precaution

By Tai - 31/10/2010 13:30 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for coming inside her because she didn't want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 71 590
You deserved it 9 943

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

You're going to have shitty kids.

Paramorefan2 1

wow. that sucks. she's stupid.

Comments

countrybaby1994 0

your all stupid! you CAN get pregnant from anal. sperm DOES swim! lol it can swim to the vag, and she could get pregnant.

Yes, it can, however because they were using two types of contraception, chances of this particular girl getting pregnant are very, very, very, very slim. Tbf, the chance of that happening is quite slim as well, especially if she cleans up quickly afterwards, not to mention the sperm might well get killed off due to unsanitary conditions up the girl's arse.

You'd be surprised. I've seen some pretty stupid people on here, I used to give them the benefit of the doubt, but I've been around them too long now.

Your ass is in no way connected to your reproductive system. there's just no physical way that sperm can swim up your anus, and magically cross physical barriers to somehow end up in your uterus. Anatomy fail, both of you.

birdmansangel 0

you should really take an anatomy class.....moron

You know how a girls ass and ****** are next to each other? I think that's what the other guy meant, if it leaks down and goes that way. If he was being serious. Hence why I said it was such a rediculously slim chance.

Pregnant from anal? Yeah, okay, I can see that happening if semen oozes out of the anus and then someone spoons the semen inside the ******. ~.~

Do you guys even understand what near impossible even means? I'm not saying it will happen, I'm saying that by some weird (horrendously unlikely) chain of events it might be possible for transfer to happen.

#105- Pregnancy from transfer is the possibility that I understand, it is the idea that the little spermies swim from the anus inside a female to the egg, without ever leaving her body, that makes me roll my eyes.

Fair enough, littlexlion. I wasn't ever trying to suggest otherwise, and I wasn't ever trying to suggest either was likely. So I think I assumed your response was to me rather than someone else.

Cin, you really do fight some strange battles.

It *is* possible for a woman to get pregnant after anal sex, just as it's possible for her to get pregnant by practicing outercourse (or whatever they're calling non-penetration sex these days), masturbating with semen, using the pull-out method (via pre-ejaculate), or risking any other form of "cross-contamination."  However, though it's physically possible, all of those are quite rare, and would require the sperm to have access to the ******, which a condom should prevent. If this girl comes up pregs, OP should definitely demand a paternity test.   

You can get pregnant giving oral sex, hand job etc. The sperm can fly straight into ******. The possibilities are higher if you're an acrobat.

doink 0

countrybaby...you are a product of cousins *******.

purplemnm 9

I don't even know why you're arguing about this. it's ******* impossible for the op's gf to get pregnant at all in this situation because he's wearing a condom and she's on birth control pills. no freaking way in hell is she going to get pregnant. so, shut up, ok?

Elmorous - Yes, yes I do. Irish - That's pretty much what I was trying to say as a general case, clearly if this girl gets pregnant it's probably not from the OP, or at least not from this instance. Purplemnm - I wasn't talking about this case, I was talking generally. And you do realise that there is a very, very small chance both can fail? :P

actually recent studies have shown that semen can seep through the pores in the colon and into the vaginal area. very unlikely, but possible.

Itzrenaynay 0

no ur wrong srry u got ur facts ****** up

purplemnm 9

that chance is too small to argue about. so it's futile to argue about it.

ALEX920 0

this is going on failblog my friend

Lmao!!! That's his uncles sisters daughter he was fudge packin there! Which in turn would be his own sister lmao!!! "Jerry Jerry Jerry!!!" definately should be on the Jerry Springer show...no question!!!

Break up with her before she takes a crap and thinks it's your baby! don't pay child support either!

wow fail you still can get pregnant having anal dumb ass

I hope he's kidding too! do not believe everything you read blubunny, or maybe bluballs?

she didn't feel the difference between both holes?

your a dumbass you can still get pregnant during anal sex

She's a total idiot, dump her. You definitely CAN do better.

Yeah 'dump' her b4 she 'dumps' on you! Lmao!