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By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 21:00 - Germany

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
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challan 19

Time for him to go back to wanking then, isn't it?

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EVnIAS 13

true but if that was the case the second they start being dicks you should leave them. I had friends that no matter how much I told them he was an ass and they should leave them. However I was not saying that the statement was true I was only saying that she was not really disproving the statement if she really had dated "jerks" so ether she had terrible luck or she kept going for them.

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EVnIAS 13

I ment the friends didn't listen. But that is not always the case some did stop the second they saw the person was an ass hole and moved on and even other who never dated asses.

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Fas4wd 13

I would dump him if I were you. Let his hand be his future.

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BrionyMareeeee 4

Some people are lower than low. Its definitely time for him to go!

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interesting33 36

Women don't like people who say something like that and treat them with such little respect. Some women do like jerks but they tend to think they mean SOMETHING to them... clearly this man doesn't care about her at all.

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Grauncho 27

The memory of you shall last him many a lonely night.

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