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By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 21:00 - Germany

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
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challan 19

Time for him to go back to wanking then, isn't it?

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nerdlove422 14

At least you know you're good in bed :)

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azrael_666 1

You heard that he doesn't appreciate you...... And you are still calling him boyfriend because....?

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ROSI3TH3CAT 18

Dump him, cut off his hands! Suffer >:)

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EVnIAS 13

but you said you dated jerks so at one point you were attracted to them... given you did change that and ended up with a kind person, congrats by the way, it still does not disprove the original statement.

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droln4maltesers 8

Looks like he'll be back to using his hands!

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nikolkaw 9

Buy him a blow up doll. Then leave him. You deserve better.

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brittlehorn20 21

91: not all guys act like jerks from the get go.

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Vinnie500 14

WOW, YDI. Because you didn't say "ex-boyfriend" you deserve what ever he gives you

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