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By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 21:00 - Germany

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
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challan 19

Time for him to go back to wanking then, isn't it?

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EVnIAS 13

shoot #1 you think your hands are good you should meet my hands they do wonders! just ask any one who has taken them out for a try!

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Jazz_916 9

It looks like it's time to get back out there huh?

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jamiey 5

Dang, that's sad. dump him

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M3DIC4T3 29

Let him "accidentally" overhear you telling a friend you're only with him because it "sucks a bit less than using your fingers".

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80sgurl 15

I would dump him like a brick after that comment.

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redvinesnaby 6

I hope that's an ex boyfriend. Because it's on you if you stay.

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1crabbygirl 10

You should tell him that you had hoped at least ONE of you was actually enjoying the sex...

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perdix 29

Make him wear gloves during sex, so you are not an unwitting participant in a threesome (a foursome if he's ambidextrous!)

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