Protective

By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 18:30 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML
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redhedsaysrawr 18

Troll mom is winning

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DarkHelmet 10

Mom with the grade A **** block

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mod3rator 2

31 in you pic, the hand looks like a penis cumming out of a dudes face...

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Gremlinswife 13

I must admit depending on the age of OP of course, this was a brilliant move on moms behalf.

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LupeTabasco 5

I doubt she's in her 20's seeing as she has a baby brother. So probably mid-late teens.

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wysegirl 24

My sister was born when I was 25 but not my mom's kid she belongs to my step-mother. also depends on how young the mom had her too..

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amerikaninfidel 2

Awesome Mom is Awesome

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superrocket19 17

That's just her way of introducing your family. Be happy she didn't get angry about it OP

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Charleybelle 14

I can't think of a way out of that one..your moms winning

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howdeedoo 22

How was OP supposed to know that her mom was going to say anything?

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yscpunkchick 14

I haven't read an FML in a while that actually made me laugh! That sounds like some shit my own Mother would pull!

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btstig 11

I got something your mom can pull !

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TheDrifter 23

He should have still passed on his number, score some points with mommy dearest for his acceptance of your (imaginary) flaws.

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