Protective

By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 18:30 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML
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redhedsaysrawr 18

Troll mom is winning

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Lil_Saly_Danzr 10

I feel like my mom (or me once I have kids) would do that... Wow your mom seems cool, but not at that moment

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zenrael 21

And this is my overly protective mother **** blocker. She isn't good with jokes. Here's my number. Would have worked.

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vbmg152 18

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ted1029 4

Because its funny? Lol

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Twat swatted AND **** blocked at the same time?! Your mother trolled you big time!!

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dead247 13

I find twat swatting more or a sexual term.

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WrongRomance 11

What a clever mother!

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Scarshadow101 6

That's a...different way of mothering. Awesome? Yes. Effective? Very.

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luvmaboo 7

Burn on your mum if you got the number either way!

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