Animals: Pure evil

Pure evil

By Anonymous - 07/10/2016 20:22 - Switzerland

Today, the cat climbed up to the spice shelf while I was cooking. As I looked up and told him to leave, he tipped over a chili container which coated my face with chili powder. The bloody pain in my eyes then made me knock over a pot of boiling water. FML

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By ChaosFerret - 03/05/2016 20:53 - United States - Eugene

Today, I spent six hours making chicken and black bean chili for a big family gathering. I go to use the restroom. I come back to the pot on the floor with my cat standing in the chili, eating it. FML

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By r1has - 12/06/2016 02:58 - Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, while chopping green chilies, I accidentally rubbed my eyes. It currently feels like Satan pissed hellfire straight into my right eye. FML

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By klutz - 25/08/2010 04:14 - Canada

Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML

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You deserved it 9 716

Slippery when wet

By anonymous - 03/01/2017 01:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML

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You deserved it 1 860

By Rach - 08/06/2010 14:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML

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You deserved it 4 392

By fiery - 24/07/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator. The bottle of hot sauce that was in front of it fell and broke. Not only did the glass cut my feet up, but the hot sauce got in the fresh wounds. FML

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You deserved it 4 599

By Alec - 15/06/2011 09:02 - United States

Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML

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You deserved it 38 213

By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 09:27 - Australia

Today, at work, I got chilli powder in my eye. Now not only do I have a swollen, blistered eye, but I am covered in milk as my boss assured me that would help. FML

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You deserved it 2 816

By ihatecats - 01/12/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, I heard my cat climbing on the counters in the kitchen. To prevent a tremendous avalanche of dishes, I picked up the cat and put it outside. She got scared from the blinds and scurried away leaving deep scratches across my nipple. I wasn't wearing a shirt. FML

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You deserved it 16 610

By Anonymous - 08/02/2016 17:43 - Austria

Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML

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You deserved it 1 790

Trainn 19

Sunday 16 October 2016 9:31

Savage cat.

latenerd 11

Monday 24 October 2016 1:15

Sounds like a cat all right.

Comments

Saraishi 24

Monday 24 October 2016 2:30

The cat thought you needed to spice up your life a little. That arsehole.

limeychefboy 15

Monday 24 October 2016 3:32

YDI for letting animals in the kitchen when you're cooking.:). I hope you weren't injured. Thats no fun. Also empathy on the eyes. Had it happen to me with red curry paste in a blender. No fun either:)

Doberman101 29

Monday 24 October 2016 3:34

It's a cat. They roam. I'm quite sure if OP kicked it out, it would still find a way to get in the kitchen.

Ominous_NomNom 13

Monday 24 October 2016 5:30

If you had only left out the part where you scolded her for lack of common sense, you would have been up there with the top comments.

joe1105 11

Monday 24 October 2016 3:48

A cats way of saying "I love you" I guess

deltax 8

Monday 24 October 2016 4:57

tl;dr: I have a cat. fml

Ominous_NomNom 13

Monday 24 October 2016 5:34

Yeah. This farce gets approved for submission while several way more credible stories are being cast to FML hell. I'm so tired of the cat stories that I've started YDI voting on all of them. How can the mods claim to exclude unoriginal entries, yet allow 99% of the cat stories take over?

orangejubejube 20

Monday 24 October 2016 5:27

Sounds like a cat-astrophe

rebeccac12 18

Monday 24 October 2016 5:54

always pick up the cat to move them, don't just tell them to move. they have a superiority complex.

TheSecretShadow 13

Monday 24 October 2016 6:16

What a CATastrophe

species4872 19

Monday 24 October 2016 8:50

The cat's got your number.

catlady4eva 9

Monday 24 October 2016 10:04

Why do you say the cat instead of my cat?

SecondBee 12

Monday 24 October 2016 13:17

Sometimes, when a person lives with another person that other person has animals. Like when you have a roommate you hate that has a cat that sprays everything and they act like it's not a problem. Not my cat, lived in my house.