Intimacy: Pussy power

Pussy power

By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 17:57 - Canada - Fernie

Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, I tried to wax my own Brazilian. My housemate’s cat rolled onto a half-used wax strip on the floor. The poor cat now has a small, less-fluffy patch, and I still haven’t figured out how to wax myself. FML

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By Ugggggggggg - 06/11/2012 05:11 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML

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By helpme - 15/07/2013 17:25 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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By waxer150 - 22/03/2015 22:32 - United States - Ashtabula

Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML

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By coolcat10156 - 08/07/2015 07:04 - United States - Keller

Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML

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Waxing pubical

By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2012 19:18 - United Kingdom - Eynsham

Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML

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Beauty standards

By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 03:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML

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By iliku - 01/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML

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zingline89 18

Monday 25 February 2013 23:15

Thank you, OP, for making a pussy reference in the FML. It spared us from a half a dozen bad ones in the comments.

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Monday 25 February 2013 23:10

Full or Brazillian?

Comments

BVBarmy_girl 22

Monday 25 February 2013 23:18

Purr, purr kitty c;

ColbyGB 13

Monday 25 February 2013 23:19

Why not just shave? If you're going to wax, wouldn't you have someone do it for you?

taranpreet 7

Monday 25 February 2013 23:21

Way cheaper to do it yourself. Shaving sucks in general.

daniel_dd31 13

Monday 25 February 2013 23:21

At least one of you will be ready for your husband. Lol

anythingmustbe 18

Monday 25 February 2013 23:26

Better the cat than you. Well at least now the cat will be able to show off its waxed figure.

gracehi 31

Monday 25 February 2013 23:31

Just make sure mini-you doesn't eat the kitty and all will be well.

billyz77 24

Monday 25 February 2013 23:32

This is too funny!! I'm going to be chuckling for a long time over this one. Thanks for helping me to cheer up, OP. Sure hope the staples and stitches hold.

gracehi 31

Monday 25 February 2013 23:35

I'm sorry if you really are terminally ill but... Is your profile for real?

billyz77 24

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:17

24 - We are all terminal. It's just that some of us will probably get there a bit quicker than we should. My profile is true but I like yours a lot more. :)

gracehi 31

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:50

Well I hope you get better so you can be an even older and uglier corpse. And thanks! If you like my profile, you'll love the YouTube video it's referencing. YouTube search "dramatic reading of a breakup letter" and hold onto your stitches!