Quick thinking

By rolyat - 01/05/2012 16:41 - United States - Rochester

Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my underwear off, she looked at my penis, snorted, and covered her mouth. She claimed that her "allergies" were flaring and we have to wait until they clear up. FML
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Keyganator 5

Hey, they don't call it fun sized for nothing! ; )

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caybree 0

Maybe she was laughing because you were wearing underwear.

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hatesfate 6

Boxers are still considered "underwear"

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siickman 7

And either way most athletes wear boxer briefs because boxers dont keep that shit in place... So its not about being a man... Its just what you prefer.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

"Real men wear boxers"? Tell me, if you have a wife-beater for a husband and he wears boxers, is he a real man in your shallow mind?

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caybree 0

I don't care what you say lahlahalhalhalahl

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GothInside 6

Or maybe she's just allergic to men...perhaps she should check out chicks, see if vag is more to her liking. Either way, I feel kinda sorry for the poor bastard! What a blow to his fragile young ego...have some bimbo laugh at ur tool

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jaredofmo 22

This reminds me of the scene in Trainspotting where Spud is passed out on Gail's bed and she takes his pants off saying, "Let's see what I'm missing!" "...Not much."

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doomsdaypoptart9 1

Should have told her sex helps clear up allergies and relieve headaches its true!

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Cinderella_Man 10

"JoJo was a man who only had 3", but he knew it wouldn't last. JoJo never had much luck with all the B*****s, but I think if Jo get black. Get black, get black, get black and watch your Johnson grow..." -- The Black Beatles

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Cinderella_Man 10

It was a parody of "Get Back", by The Beatles. In other words.... n***as be packin'! Try to keep up! SMDH!

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borche 5

You can do better buddy!

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harof1c 0

I bet you have q baby dick. Plus his will grow if it is small.

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bethanyjk 0

Haha, u look 12. Bet urs is smaller. Loserr.

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Boss402 0

haha get trolled. nice hair ken. wheres barbie?

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