Quick thinking

By rolyat - 01/05/2012 16:41 - United States - Rochester

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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my underwear off, she looked at my penis, snorted, and covered her mouth. She claimed that her "allergies" were flaring and we have to wait until they clear up. FML
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Keyganator 5

Hey, they don't call it fun sized for nothing! ; )

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MichellinMan 20

very quick to come to that conclusion.

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foreveryoung2345 5

Sometimes, just sometimes, it's not about the size, but how you use it.

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thats_my_job 11

Hell if you can lick it won't matter how big you are.

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spekledworf 18

I see what you did there... well played

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lopsop 12

It's not the size of the drill but the amount of torch

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sammyjanette 17

But the longer something is the more torque it has...

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Oxonian3 8

Yeah spring really brings on the allergies huh? "spring ;)"

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xxmckenzierae 5

It's not about size it's what you can do with it ;p Unless you don't keep yourself groomed OP.

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Llamacod 11

So if you're not groomed down there then it doesn't matter why you can do with it? That doesn't make any sense at all, I don't see how grooming affects how you can use it

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xxmckenzierae 5

Because some girls like myself won't touch a matted gross wiener. It does make sense. If that was the problem. Either cleanliness or size could be OPs problem.

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xtalondriver 10

It's not the size of the wave, but the motion of the ocean.

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sharpshooter22ma 0

True but it would take you a long ass time to get to England on a row boat.... I'm just saying lol

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bballchick15 0

That will leave scabs! Trust me, I know a guy lol

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