Weddings, Cars, Awkward and Love: Rainy day

Rainy day

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 010

You deserved it 7 915

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2013 03:52 - United States

Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML

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By TitMunch - 23/10/2011 23:58 - United States

Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML

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By Farmgirl - 04/10/2017 01:30

Today, during harvest, I got out of my tractor and promptly fell down the stairs, peed my pants, and stepped ankle deep in a mud hole. I sat in wet pants for the next two hours. FML

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You deserved it 400

By Anonymous - 01/02/2013 23:31 - Brazil

Today, I was on the treadmill at the gym, when I felt my pants start slipping. I tried to pull them up, but lost my balance and fell face-first onto the floor. When I go to my wedding tomorrow, half the guests will probably think I've exchanged my fiancé for Chris Brown. FML

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You deserved it 4 662

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By Lucky girl - 23/08/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 595

You deserved it 114

By NoRunning - 17/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

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Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:04

Awwww, that sucks!!! but congratulations!!

GtheGringo 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:07

haha sorta like bridesmaids, except its mud not shit

Comments

indieduck 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 1:52

....didn't you think to grab an umbrella??

maddie2015 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 2:02

awe u poor thing.

LizzJizz 16

Thursday 21 July 2011 2:04

gosh way to kill a persons day huh?

kendramonet 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 3:07

That's hard to even read. :( sorry.

broomhildo 19

Thursday 21 July 2011 3:08

95 you're not the brightest crayon in the box now are you?

lostintime94 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 4:17

They say that of it rains on your wedding day you will have bad luck with your marriage, I guess the bad luck is starting early,

n14855 2

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:09

bull

prettyinpunk1025 14

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:11

it's called an umbrella...

kkshi 2

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:32

a great story for the kids :-) congratulations

bitchychick413 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 6:07

that's awful! congrats on your wedding though.

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