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By dan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class that I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

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You deserved it 9 189

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By reallyhighschool - 03/12/2013 16:34 - United States - Torrance

Today, I got nominated to sit in a chair in the middle of the gym during a high school rally while the entire school got to throw paper balls at me. FML

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You deserved it 4 670

Impressive

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, at the gym, I saw this really pretty girl. Trying to impress her, I started lifting with heavy weights. One of the weights slipped out of my hand. I then dropped the other one, trying to make it seem like it was on purpose. I dropped the weight on my phone. I squealed. She giggled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 783

You deserved it 88 183

Suspect

By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 401

You deserved it 2 849

Sirens

By yumx24 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 114

You deserved it 16 197

Gym bro

By kaplwv116 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 066

You deserved it 41 248

Misunderstanding

By vanessa_d15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 119

You deserved it 6 752

Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 270

You deserved it 2 951

You played yourself

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 104

You deserved it 49 217

Assumptions

By Crappyfayman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 308

You deserved it 3 700

Red flag

By Kirby - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 203

You deserved it 4 509

iliketurdles 7

Saturday 19 November 2011 12:03

Doesn't matter. Still won.

sierra142 19

Saturday 19 November 2011 12:08

Ha ha ha ha. I can just picture it.

Comments

fallingstarsxox 8

Saturday 19 November 2011 15:40

Lol stuff like this happens to everyone don't sweat it

every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 19 November 2011 16:02

The race did start. You couldn't see anyone behind you due to the smoke that was caused from your thighs rubbing together.

mikeeg 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 18:17

Gotta admit, this was funny. I don't know why every one thumbed you down.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 19 November 2011 22:16

That was downright uncalled for. No need to be so rude.

Shleebs 12

Sunday 20 November 2011 4:56

*cough* Douche *cough*

radarie 6

Saturday 19 November 2011 16:17

That is pretty embarrassing... But I think in time you will see that it's a funny story.

Savra_fml 17

Saturday 19 November 2011 16:22

There was a gym class today for "Dan the Man". He didn't want to....but he ran. He ran so fast he though "Yes! I can!". But the..... *gym teacher yelling* "Dan,......Dan! Stop daydreaming! This time wait for the whistle"

cbadhillbilly7 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 16:33

You go glen coco

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 19 November 2011 22:18

lol I got a good chuckle out of that one! Four for you Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco!

arysmomee 2

Saturday 19 November 2011 16:37

this is one of the funniest Fmls . love it!

felah17 6

Saturday 19 November 2011 16:47

So,did they let you win?

mserrato 8

Saturday 19 November 2011 17:20

How embarrasing

tyghl55 4

Saturday 19 November 2011 17:25

Oh well man, sprinting is a good exercise for muscle growth and fat loss. Doing an extra one was beneficial

mikeeg 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 18:19

I think you forgot your shirt. Or are you just a tool?

WeAreScrewed 3

Saturday 19 November 2011 17:29

I've done that a few times before, only I'm in shape so i still finished 1st or 2nd when the actual sprint started, despite being tired. It is, however, embarassing though.